Snakes on a Plane is Comin’ to Kill Yo Ass Biotches!

17 August 2006

Topics: Movie Stuff, Samuel L. Jackson

If you’re like me (and God help you if you are), then you can’t wait for Friday, tomorrow, when “Snakes on a Plane” arrives in theaters to poison yo dumb ass with Samuel L. Jackson goodness. Yes, yes, we’ve all heard that the film wasn’t screened for critics, but then again, who gives a crap what Roger Ebert thinks about a movie called “Snakes on a Plane”. I say PHUCK Roger Ebert. Here’s Sam Da Man Jackson on “The Daily Show” giving a hilarious rundown of the movie, including about how Ronny Yu was supposed to originally direct, and Sam’s theory on why he got fired.

Run, don’t walk to the theaters, bitches! The snakes are gonna be phuckin’ up the motherphuckin’ plane!


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