Someone This Hot Shouldn’t Be This Caring
You know, I make fun of a lot of celebrities here, but I gotta admit, I really think Angelina Jolie is doing a hell of a job out there beyond the borders of movieland. The woman is really just a saint. How could you look this good, have such uber MILF credentials, and still find time to visit sick kids in Africa and do public service announcements for refugee relief? When you’re this hot, you’re not supposed to care about such things; only ugly people dedicate themselves to charity, right? Not so with Angelina Jolie. In fact, she’s doing such good work, I’m loathe to make sexual innuendos about her. Mind you, I’m not going to stop, but you know, I actually think twice now. Here’s her PSA.
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