Now I’m not a hot chick, so I don’t know what hot chicks do when they head off to the beach in a skimpy two-piece bikini, but I’m guessing that from these pictures, Australian babe turned L.A. transplant Sophie Monk is probably wearing eyeliner. Or some sort of mascara. I don’t even know if those are the same thing, being a guy and all, and so totally hetero and what have you. Heck, her eyes may just be naturally dark that way. Anyways, not that I mind, or care to find out, or even investigate further. We’re talking about the gorgeous Sophie Monk in bikini wear strutting her stuff on the beaches of California. What, we’re gonna spend all our time wondering what she’s wearing around her eyes? Are you friggin’ nuts? Please to ogle.

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