You know, if the cinematic version of Mary Jane Watson had been (and dressed) this slutty in the movies, most of the guys out there might not have been wishing the Hobgoblin would kill her off so that Gwen Stacy could take her place. Because let’s admit it, one of the worst aspects of “Spider-Man 3″ was Kirsten Dunst, who looked so utterly bored with the role that she can’t even manage to be mildly attractive. But leave it to the guys over at Sideshow Collectibles, who are offering this doll of Mary Jane Watson (they call it Mary Jane Comiquette, whatever the hell “comiquette” means) in tight jeans that reveals her thong strings and generous cleavage.
Spider-Man is my hero.
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