Spike Shooter: The New Red Bull?

8 April 2007

Topics: Really Random Stuff

I probably drink too much Red Bull for my own good. I put away about two a day, on a bad day, and one on a good day. I separate the “good” and “bad” day by how much I need to keep myself “up”. Two has been the maximum. Ever since the success of Red Bull, every company with a bottling plant has been putting out their own version, and to be honest with you, they’ve all sucked. And I’ve tried basically them all, but I have never tried Spike Shooter, which I never heard of until now.

Here’s the Spike Shooter sales pitch:

Spike Energy Drink Shooters is the high-speed energy drink everyone’s been waiting for. Lightly carbonated, with a delicious and invigorating flavor — yet jacked with active ingredients that’ll pleasure even the most avid stimulant junky — Spike Shooter turns the entire energy-drink category on its ear.

No more waiting for an energy drink that’s good enough to drink for its flavor alone. No more waiting for an energy drink that really is an energy drink!

Spike Shooter delivers it all.

“Spike Shooter turns the entire energy-drink category on its ears” seems to be what everyone is claiming. Unfortunately, since I can’t find any Spike Shooter in my area, I’m going to have to order it to try it out. Stay tune!


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