Still More Proof Chicks Can’t Drive

14 January 2009

Topics: Funny Stuff, Videos

Dudes, chicks can’t drive. I don’t know how many times I have to say it. The idea that chicks can drive is just as ludicrous as Bigfoot being real or Michael Jackson once being a black guy. It just ain’t true, and no one can prove it! But what they can prove is that chicks can’t drive. It’s a notion we’ve always known, but now thanks to the invention of video cameras, we finally have our proof. So the next time your wife or girlfriend insists on “borrowing” your car to run to the local drug store for her lady things, think twice cause it might not come back! Or if it does come back, it’ll somehow look smaller, or a little “crumply” if you will. More proof that chicks still can’t drive.

Sure, the streets are flooded, but that’s not gonna stop her.

Sure, her angle’s all off, but whatever.

Gate-schmate.

Hey, she was just anxious for the lubing.


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