To absolutely no one’s surprise, least of all me, the American moviegoing public made the asinine “stepping” movie “Stomp the Yard” #1 at the box office over the weekend with a $22 million haul over 3 days. Now I’m not going to say that I told you say, but, well, I told you so. There is absolutely no way “Stomp the Yard” wasn’t going to come out on top. It’s loud, it’s MTV friendly, it’s stupid, and it’s going to pack the house with wiggers from across America. Truly, my fellow Americans are as close to mental retardation as one can possibly get without turning into jello and slinking into the gutter. What I’m trying to say is, “Hurray for ‘Stomp the Yard’!”
Look, ma, I tricked 10 million dumbasses to see me line dance!
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