Stupid Hollywood: “Weekend at Bernie’s” Remake
Because you demanded it, and because the majority of Hollywood is morally and creatively bankrupt, they’ve gone back all the way to 1989 (you know, the “Crappy Age of Cinema”?) to find their next latest inspiration — “Weekend at Bernie’s”, about two dorks who takes a dead guy around with them so they can use his beach house or get girls or something stupid like that. The title will be called “Next Weekend at Bernie’s”, and will be set at a ski lodge instead of a beach house. MovieHole has the whole inane story over at their site. Sometimes, when talking about Hollywood, I just want to climb into a shower and take a long, scalding hot bath to wipe off the stink…
Because two wasn’t enough; Bernie’s back for a third.
More: Movie Stuff, Stupid Hollywood
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