Sylvester Stallone Charged With Banned Hormones in Australia

Hey, yo, Sylvester Stallone is in trouble Down Under! While promoting “Rocky Balboa” in Australia, authorities found 48 vials of banned human growth hormone on him, landing him in deep ca ca. Today, the Aussie authorities have officially charged Stallone with the offense, which comes with a maximum fine of $96,600. Stallone will have to return to Australia to enter a plea for the charge (he’s currently shooting the latest “Rambo” movie in Thailand) but there shouldn’t be any jail time, so I guess there won’t be a real-life “Lock Up” to look forward to. Too bad, it would have been fun.

“Hey, yo, where’s my banned hormones!”

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