You know what time it is, kids? It’s time to play, “Spot The Number of Different Drinks Tara Reid Has In Her Hands in These 10 Photos!” Which leads me to this thought: You know how, a few posts ago, I pondered the sad, confused state of Tara Reid’s life? Well seeing these pictures of Tara Reid poolside at a Miami hotel has provided some insight: she looked utterly befuddled in the previous post because she didn’t have a drink in her hands; the poor girl just didn’t know what to do without being sloshed while doing it. Again, folks, someone please get this girl into AA before it’s too late. And judging by the pirate-inspired headdress, it may already be too late for our little Tara…

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