The 300 Spartans + 5 Uber Losers = 305 Spartans

25 June 2007

Topics: Frank Miller's 300, Videos

Remember the Zack Snyder movie about the 305 Spartans, based on the graphic novel by Frank Miller? Wait, did I say 305? Yes, that’s right. There were actually 305 Spartans that went to meet Xerxes as Thermypolae that fateful day, and while the rest fought Xerxes’ Immortals, five were tasked with guarding that goat path that could, if discovered, spell doom for the Spartan campaign. This is their story.

Directed by: The Holechek Brothers

Starring:
Tim Larson as Claudius
David Schultz as Darryl
Brandon Tyra as Testicles
Ed Portillio as Shazaam
Sunny Peabody as Demetrius the Blind
Richard Villa as The Persian Commander.

Produced by Michael Hale, Megan Tyra and Tom Riggs
Visual Effects by: Nate Hopkins


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