The Absurdity of the Cruise-Holmes Marriage

11 February 2008

Topics: Katie Holmes

Okay, so we all knew that Tom Cruise was a tiny little dude, even if he seemed larger than life in all of his movies (ah, the magic of Hollywood), but seriously, who thought he was THIS small? Check out these great images of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise out somewhere doing something (something no doubt very important, as Tom is wont to do), and looking totally, er, mismatched. Katie looks like Tom’s mom towering over her little baby boy, and Cruise looks so — what’s the word? Oh right, TINY. Check out the look on Katie Holmes’ face. I can hear her thoughts now: “As soon as he takes his hand away, just start running for the door…”


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