The Big List of Chicks Who Make Lots of Money in 2007
US Magazine, a trade publication that I read every day while Vietnamese ladies of varying hotness and age do my nails and give me a nice rubdown, has a list appropriately called “What People Earn”. You know, because seriously, that’s, like, um, wow, that’s not a very creative list. But anyways, it gets the point across, and I suppose that’s what matters. And the point is that Miley Cyrus made $18 million last year, while fellow chick Jessica Alba made a measly $9 million. Hah! Jessica should be ashame of herself. She needs to work harder and stop getting knocked up is what she needs to do.
Here’s a list of the top-earning chicks of 2007:
• Miley Cyrus: $18.2 million
• Katherine Heigl: $11 million
• Jessica Alba: $9 million
• Ryan Seacrest: $12 million
• Mariska Hargitay: $7 million
• Oprah Winfrey: $260 million
• Mary-Kate Olsen: $17 million
• Gisele Bundchen: $33 million
• Scarlett Johansson: $5 million
• Carrie Underwood: $7 million
So, uh, how many versions of “Law and Order” is Mariska Hargitay starring in that she earns $7 million last year? As you can see from the picture below, even Mariska is shock she made $7 million last year.
(And no, we didn’t mistakenly leave Ryan Seacrest on the list, in case you were wondering.)
