The Focking Fockers Refuses to Focking Die

31 January 2007

Topics: Movie Stuff, Teri Polo

Via the AP, here’s news that the Fockers are returning for a third installment in the “Meet the Parents” comedy franchise, titled, “Meet the Little Focker”, which I’m assuming means a baby is involved. Back to reprise their roles are Ben Stiller as Gaylord Focker, Teri Polo as his wife, and Robert De Niro as the ex-CIA father in law. (Seriously, do you think anyone of them will jump off the bandwagon now? They’ll probably get $20 mil each for the flick.) If you’re anxiously awaiting this, then you are in desperate need of help. I mean, come on, how many times of these Fockers can you focking take? And speaking of which, how many times can I use the word “focker” in this post? The answer: A focking lot. (See?)

Perhaps the only reason to care about a third installment in this franchise? Two words: Teri Polo. (Trivia: she has a tattoo “down there”. What’s hotter than a girl with a tattoo down south? Just one thing: a girl who lets you see her tattoo down south up close.)

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