The Hot Chicks of “DOA” — Posterized

Okay, here’s the thing. I’m pretty sure that Corey Yuen’s ass-kicking spectacular “Dead or Alive” (or as the kids call it, “Dead or Alive”) is going to suck — movie-wise. As in, it’ll probably not make a whole lot of sense, the script will be filled with the kind of bad dialogue that makes you want to slice off your ears — er, what was I saying? Oh, right. Despite all that, your eyes will be happy, and so will something, um, much lower. So don’t hesitate, kids, run and check out “DOA” when it opens. Here are some posters to keep you busy in the meantime. Violence + hot chicks = genius marketing.

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