The Olsens Continue to Freak Me Out

3 November 2008

Topics: Ashley Olsen, Mary-Kate Olsen, Olsen Twins

Now I don’t know what the hell the Olsen girls (Mary-Kate and Ashley, as I hear are their actual names, but don’t hold me to it) are dressed up as for this year’s Halloween, but it just creeps me the hell out. Then again, they could just be walking up a street doing nothing, and they would still look creepy to me. I’m telling you right now, if these two former child stars don’t turn out to be alien babies sent to destroy us, I’ll eat my hat, and you know how I hate the taste of hat. It’s so…hatty. How creepy are they? So creepy that whenever I stare into their eyes, I get this overwhelming urge to punch myself in the face, and that just ain’t right. Ouch! Did it again.


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