This Just In: Nicole Richie is Skinny

And apparently Nicole Richie is just now admitting it. Geez, I don’t know what clued her in — maybe it’s those pictures of her bones sticking out of her skin whenever she wears a bikini, or the rest of the world telling her, “Girlfriend, you’re too skinny!” Whatever the case, Nicole has, according to a rep, “decided to undergo diagnostic treatment to determine why she’s not been putting on any weigh.” Hmm, lack of food might be the cause, but then again, I’m no doctor.

Here’s Nicole pretending to eat a pizza while wearing ridiculously oversized sunglasses and sporting her bag’a'bones of a body in a two-piece bikini. Can you say, “PR stunt”? What I like most about these pictures isn’t the fakeness of the whole “pizza thing”, but how carefully she’s navigating those stairs. Where are those stairs leading, Nicole, the pits of Hell?

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