I’m talking about Tila Tequila doing a photoshoot with a big ass snake draped all over her, of course. What did you think I was talking about? Wait, what? That’s what your filthy mind came up with by the title of this post? I am aghast at your crudeness! For shame! Anyhoo. Tila Tequila, star of her own MTV reality TV show where pathetic losers — er, I mean, desperate losers and attention seeking whores — battle for the right to date Tila. Of course, being that the show is on its second season, I’m going to go out on a limb and say that the end results don’t usually last. That is, “dating” Tila Tequila seems to be a one-time deal. Anyways, here she is holding something long and slippery for CKM Magazine. (What? What did I say?)

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