As a man, I have two trains of thought about Tom Brady: on one hand, I’m flabbergasted by this guy’s good luck, and I wish I was him; on the other hand, I’m disgusted this guy’s life is so bloody charmed, and I want to punch him in the face. Tom Brady is playing professional football, basically THE #1 fantasy of all boys everywhere; he’s won a Superbowl (more than once!); and now he’s dating a supermodel in Gisele Bundchen. Wait, that’s not all! His last girlfriend, actress Bridget Moynahan, just gave birth to his kid, and he didn’t even have to marry her to do it, and chances are she won’t expect him to do any “baby daddy” duties, since she decided to have the kid anyway even though they were broken up. Basically, Tom will now get to play pro ball, date a supermodel at home, and have a hot ex-girlfriend raise his kid in L.A. Tom Brady is, without a doubt, the luckiest bastard in the whole wide world.
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