“Tomb Raider 3″ On the Way? Why??

Oh right, I know why. Angelina Jolie. Come on, who didn’t like seeing Angelina Jolie run around in that skin-tight outfit with those ridiculous artificial cones masquerading as her breasts bouncing to and fro, up and down, and sideways and diagonal. I know I did. But I digress. Here’s news that Paramount has hired a screenwriter to pen “Tomb Raider 3: Angelina Jolie’s Breasts Strikes Again”. Okay, maybe I made the title up. Maybe.

Here are some reasons to want a “Tomb Raider 3″. Let’s sign a petition!

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