Twilight Deleted Scene: Edward Wants Butt Sex

31 March 2009

Topics: Funny Stuff, Movie Stuff, Videos

See, if they have butt sex, then Edward won’t want to ravish Bella and eat her or … something. Anyways, that’s the premise of this new CollegeHumor.com video, which purports to show a deleted scene from the movie “Twilight”. It’s obviously fake, if you couldn’t guess by the fact that the actors playing Bella and Edward are, like, kinda older than the actual actors. Anyways, it’s pretty funny, as Edward just keeps raising the stakes. First it’s just butt sex, which Bella seems to go for, then it’s no condoms, then a guy with a camera shows up… The best line? “Shout out directions if you got’em!” Hilarious.


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