Unintentionally Phallic Picture of the Day: Maria Sharapova Takes a Drink

Yeah, I’ll grant you, “Unintentionally Phallic Picture of the Day” is a kinda long title for a category, but I think it works because, well, these pictures are pretty unintentional, and let’s face it, they’re pretty and amusingly phallic. (Plus the word “phallic” is just wicked fun to type. Hey, this is a tough job; you gotta find your pleasures where you can, am I right or am I right?) First up is Russian tennis phenom Maria Sharapova, who during a recent battle on the courts, took the opportunity to grab some drinks to keep from dehydrating or whatever it is Russian tennis phenoms drink water to do. Who knows the ways of the phenom?


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