Oh, to be 19 again. Remember when you would jet off to Hawaii with your boyfriend/girlfriend and just spend a whole week on the beach frolicking about in bikinis and indulging in public displays of affection — what? What’s that you say? You could never afford to leave work for a week to fly to Hawaii when you were 19? Chumps! You should have become a famous actress like Vanessa Anne Hudgens, star of “High School Musical”, “Thirteen”, and “Thunderbirds”, who recently spent a week or two in Hawaii looking deliciously jailbait in a white two-piece bikini with, one presumes, her boyfriend. She’s also a singer, and her debut album, “V”, is selling like hotcakes among the throngs of Disney Channel disciples. Say, weren’t Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera ex-Mickey Mouse stars, too? Hmm…
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