It’s tough to be a hot girl in America. You got guys crawling all over you, you win beauty pageants without trying, and jobs on MTV gets thrown at you like confetti. To top it off, you get handsome singer boyfriends, bikini holidays in Hawaii, and movie roles fall into your lap without you even trying to land them. And before you know it, advertisers want you to pitch their wares to the public. Damn, it sure doesn’t suck to be Vanessa Minnillo, who is currently pitching Bongo Ads. I’m still not sure what it is that Bongo sells, but I’m sure it’s real swell. Wait, do the kids still use words like “swell”? I am so unhip it’s not even funny.
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