Video: Chuck Norris Does the Chuck Norris Top 10 Facts

21 May 2007

Topics: Chuck Norris, Videos

You’ve heard about it, and you’ve probably made some of them up yourself. The game of, “Chuck Norris…”, where you make some absurd pronouncements such as, “When the bogeyman goes to sleep at nights, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris”. You know, that sort of stuff. Well hey, Chuck Norris has heard of the game, and he recently read the Top 10 Chuck Norris pronouncements on the Best Damn Sports Show Period. Okay, so maybe “recently” was last year, but you know what I mean. Hell, if Chuck Norris was here now, he’d reach through your monitor and bitch slap you just for making fun of that last sentence.


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