Video: How To Be a Star and Get a DUI (NSFW)

We all know celebrities are pretty stupid, but as dumb as you think older celebrities are, they don’t compare to their younger counterparts. Girls like Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears can barely spell “star” or add four plus four, but these girls make more money in a week than I do in a lifetime. And now, with the help of this very informative video, they can learn how to get a DUI. Hey, it’s even a rap song, too! That’s, like, twice as fun!


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