Videos: The Death Touch Actually Exists?

3 July 2007

Topics: Sports Stuff, Videos

Is this guy serious? This fat, bloated Steven Seagal-wannabe has the power of the Death Touch? Basically yeah, according to this actual Chicago news report. Well, okay, maybe not. But the reporter kinda looked convinced. Personally, I think it’s all crap, but judge for yourself. (And by “crap” I mean, “Please don’t come to my house and use the Death Touch on me, Oh Great Bloated Kung Fu Master”.) Now that that’s out of the way, this is pure crap. Personally, I prefer a gun. Death Touch this!


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