Vietnamese Kids Rejoice! Angelina Jolie Wants to Adopt You!

Well, one of you, anyway. People reports that Angelina Jolie continues on her road to faux Mother Teresa status by officially filing papers to adopt a child from the country of Vietnam. This news comes from some fella named Vu Duc Long (the Vietnamese version of John Smith, I’m told — well not really, I just made that up, sorry), the director of Vietnam’s International Adoption Agency, who said that an American adoption agency representing Jolie filed the paperwork earlier this week. Jolie, 31, and Adonis hubby Brad Pitt, 43, are already parents to son Maddox, 5, and daughters Zahara, 2, and Shiloh, 9 months. Once she adopts this Vietnamese kid, may I suggest the name, “Darfur”?

So why adopt a kid from Vietnam? Well, Vietnam is a very poor country — wait, no it’s not. Um, because Vietnamese kids are cute? This little guy is:

“Hello, mommy Angelina; it’s breast feeding time!”

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