Vladimir Putin is Time’s 2007 Person of the Year

21 December 2007

Topics: Random Politics

Who says being a douche bag dictator doesn’t pay? Just ask ex-KGB thug Vladimir Putin, who was recently selected by Time Magazine as their Person of the Year. (Not MAN of the year, mind you, because that wouldn’t be politically correct, and Time is nothing if not pathetically politically correct nowadays.) Failing to meet the same level of douche baggery as Putin, and thus, failing to win the title, were environmental gasbag Al Gore, hokey fantasy writer J.K. Rowling, some dude from China name Hu Jintao, and U.S. Army General David Petraeus. Obviously Time’s Person of the Year title is a joke if someone like Rowling can actually be called a runner-up; who is running this magazine nowadays, 12-year old kids who still believes in unicorns and trolls?

Vladimir Putin is Time’s 2007 Person of the Year
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