Warning: Satellite TV Can Kill Your Wife

27 March 2008

Topics: Really Random Stuff

Okay, there’s nothing actually funny about this, and in fact, if you didn’t know this really happened, you would think it was yet another lame ass Hollywood movie destined to re-run endlessly on the Lifetime Channel or Oxygen or one of the other 5 billion “TV for women” channels out there. It’s a true story of a guy who, while trying to install his satellite TV, got frustrated and decided to pick up his handgun. He shoots at the wall (to make the holes to put in the installation, one presumes), but being the genius that he is, he didn’t figured that bullets go through walls. Unfortunately for him, his wife was standing outside the wall when he fired, and one of the bullets hit and killed her. All I can say is, wow, I’m glad I got Dish Network to install my TV!


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