We Have Eyes for Jessica Stroup

24 July 2007

Topics: Jessica Stroup

Jessica Stroup is an American actress whose biggest role to date has been the horror sequel “The Hills Have Eyes II”. Not the original sequel, but a sequel to the remake. Yeah, Hollywood is that out of ideas. But in any case, while “Hills” sucked the big donkey balls, it did have one redeeming feature — Jessica Stroup got known, and now she’s parlayed the role into more lucrative jobs, including leading roles in the upcoming “Prom Night” remake and the, um, “April Fool’s Day” remake? Oh man, we love Jessica Stroup, but she’s gotta stop doing these really awful horror movie remakes. Come on, Jessica, break free, baby, before they trap you in the genre forever!!!

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