We Heart Jessica Hart

10 September 2008

Topics: Jessica Hart

Now I’m not saying that if Jessica Hart was eating a sandwich and crumbs from her sandwich fell on the floor that I would leap down like Britney Spears going down on a guy selling crack in an alley, but I’m also NOT saying I won’t. Having said that, let me introduce you to Jessica Hart, an Australian model with curves to die for and a gap in her teeth that would make David Letterman jealous. He would also probably be really jealous of her looks, too, in case he, you know, secretly wishes he was a famous model from Melbourne, I mean. Which I’m not saying David Letterman does wishes he was a woman, but I’m also NOT saying that he doesn’t wish he was a woman. Ahem. Here’s Jessica Hart. Please to ogle.

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