This is a daily column that I plan to add to every time I see something on TV that fits. To start things off, let’s talk about how to get hot chicks to have hot sex with you. How, you ask, will I achieve such a fantastic thing, and how many limbs will it cost me? Easy, chumps, and it won’t cost you a thing. Or at least, none of your limbs. All you need is the right pants. Or shirt. Or underarm deodorant. Or in some cases, the right gum brand will do just fine. You needn’t even bother looking for the hot chick. Just slap on that right pants, or shirt, or deodorant, or pop in that gum, and the hot girl with supermodel good looks and perfect body will just show up out of the blue and jump you. Seriously, if TV commercials have taught me anything, anyone can get laid as long as they buy the right products.
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