When Cellulites Attack: Sharon Stone is Officially No Longer Sexy

23 May 2007

Topics: Sharon Stone

In case you were wondering, Sharon Stone, she of “Basic Instinct” (one and two) fame is no longer sexy. Okay, so she still looks mildly attractive in a slinky evening dress, but once you’ve seen 49-year old Sharon Stone in a two-piece bikini, cellulite and all, it’s no longer possible to, shall we say, launch a thousand ships to the woman. As evidence, I give you these two pictures of Sharon Stone in a bikini over the Cannes Film Festival weekend. Warning: If you have just eaten, I don’t recommend looking at these pictures. They are not pretty.

The first picture is just to prove it’s Sharon. The second one — well. Yeah. Aging sucks. It’s doubly worst for a former sexpot.


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