When did Vanessa Hudgens Become a Black Woman?
So, um, when did 20-year old Vanessa Hudgens, the girl from the Disney Channel who nearly FUBAR her career when she got frisky and sent nekkid pictures of herself to her boyfriend, turn from a cute, almost-show-up-half-naked-in-Maxim into a 50-year old black woman? I have no idea, but I swear, if I didn’t see that little tight body of Vanessa Hudgens running around (with that “Oh come on, you know I’m nasty” look on her face) in this video for “Sneaker Night”, I would swear that it was a 50-year old black woman doing the singing. And in case you didn’t hear, what this means is basically they’re going to dance. Dance. And dance. Um. Music video below. Crappy song, to be sure, but there’s nothing wrong with that body and “do me” expression.