Didn’t spoof movies like the “Naked Guns” and “Scary Movies” (okay, the first “Scary Movie”) used to be funny? Yes, well, that was then. Every spoof movie right now is sucking so much donkey balls you can practically see how Godawful they’ll be from just the trailers. Here, let me just run down the list: “Epic Movie”, “Date Movie”, “The Comebacks”, “Meet the Spartans”, and the upcoming “Superhero Movie”. Seriously, not a single funny one in the bunch, not even the trailers. And you know that if the trailers aren’t funny, there is absolutely no hope the movie itself will be funny, because all the good stuff gets put into the trailer to lure in the audience. How bad are these movies? So bad that you kind of feel bad for the actors in the movie. I mean, Jesus, to have this crap on your resume…
Here are a couple of the latest spoof movies that are stinking up our recent memories:
“Meet the Spartans” Jesus, this one was bad. The “Stomp the Yard” gag made me physically crinch in embarrassment for everyone associated with the film. And one of the first hint that a spoof movie will be bad? There is a woman known for her big rack in the movie (in this case, Carmen Electra).
“The Comebacks” Oh my f–king God. The best gag in the whole movie is the “hit by a bus” gag, and it wasn’t even that funny. And the name of the coach is “Lambeau Fields”. Jesus Mary and Joseph. Someone shoot me in the head now.
“Superhero Movie” The latest spoof flick. It’s basically a copycat of “Spider-Man”. Why will it suck donkey balls? Part of the film’s stab at comedy will surely involve Pamela Anderson’s inflated rack. ‘Nuff said.
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