In what might just be the greatest movie tie-in in the history of all movie tie-ins, Scarlett Johansson is offering herself up for a threesome with one lucky winner. To enter, all you have to do is email her with your best response as to why you should be the lucky bastard who gets to participate in a threesome with Scarlett Johansson and another lucky bastard (or gal — hopefully a gal). Obviously, you know what this means — a long night of wild sex in all kinds of position. With Scarlett Johansson. And a third person. Yes, that’s right. It’s — oh, who are we kidding. You’ll probably end up at the movie premiere with ScarJo and some other dude or something. But hey, one can dream, can’t one?
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