Your Angelina Jolie in Cannes Tribute

In case you didn’t know, Angelina Jolie is probably one of the most gorgeous women in the whole wide world. Yeah, I kinda get annoyed when she does her Mother Teresa act. What exactly will happen to that African village that she visits for a photo op? Butkus. She’ll leave. They’ll remain poor. Nuff said. But besides that, Angelina Jolie is frakkin gorgeous. She’s currently in Cannes with husband Brad Pitt, who is, I might say, looking a tad beefy there in the middle lately. What’s up, Brad? Better keep in shape bro, because handsome or not, you married waaaaaaaay up, buddy. Anyways, Angelina (or Angie as I call her when we’re alone) is in Cannes promoting her movie “A Mighty Breath”. Which is appropriate, as she takes my breath away. Damn she’s fine.

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