This year’s Christmas send-off is courtesy of Jessica Jane Clement, whose name keeps making me think I’m supposed to add the words “adult film actress” before her name. But don’t you try to pin that on our Jessica Jane Clement, because she’s no adult film star, even though she does have the body and face for it. Nope. Jessica Jane Clement is very much a legitimate actress and model, and if she ever has need to take it all off for the sake of a few bucks, may I suggest giving me a call? My production of “How can I get Jessica Jane Clement to take her clothes off” has been on hold for way too long as it is. Anyhoo, Merry Christmas, you bastards. We’ll see you back here next year.
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