Stunning news from the world of science today, as some Belgium scientists have claimed that they have found actual body fat on Marisa Miller’s gorgeous, perfect body. Of course being that these are Belgium scientists, from you know, Belgium we’re talking about, I can’t say as if I’m completely buying it. In any case, until they show me the evidence, I’m going to have to go with my eyeball and say that there isn’t an inch of fat on Marisa Miller’s body. As in, at all, and I’ve looked at her body up and down and over and over again. Hey, it’s for science, and you know I’ll do anything for science. Now if only Marisa Miller will show up in my basement so I can get a close-up look and prove those stinking Belgiums wrong once and for all…
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