Hey, the weekend can’t be great for everybody, so for all of you dorks who have lousy weekends, here is some Brooke Burke, former of E! Entertainment’s “Wild On…” show to tie you over while your life attempts vainly to get you some poon tang. Hey, we can’t all be George Clooney, right? And by that of course I mean we can’t all be 60 years old and kind of chubby, but because we’re rich and famous, women insist on calling us “sexy” and whatnot. But I digress.

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