G.I. Joe Rise of Cobra Game Looks … Not so Good

Let’s face it, most movie studios don’t care enough about the official game versions of their big-budget movies to pay any attention to you gamers out there, thus the usually craptacular nature of most based-on-movie games. Here’s a prime example of why you shouldn’t care about the upcoming game for “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra”. This looks like something I could have whipped up on my old Mac Quadra, and let’s face it, me and game designing go together like Pam Anderson and the S.A.T.

In “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra” the movie, Snake Eyes and company fight a new terrorist organization called Cobra. In “G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra” the game, you run around playing with graphics that your 6-year old nephew might mock you for. Just tell him to shove it and break out the Joe toys to dampen the pain.