Get used to it, kids, it’s here to stay. There are teasers for teasers now. One of these days, someone is going to do a teaser trailer for the teaser trailer of the teaser trailer, and when that day finally comes, the world will implode and we shall all revel in the glory of the end times.
Anyhoo. Here’s the teaser trailer for the “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2” teaser trailer. You get about 12 seconds or thereabouts. Plenty of time to glimpse some woods. Kristen Stewart running really fast through said woods. Taylor Lautner in a tight sweater. Robert Pattinson’s pale face. A big ol ring. Etc. Enjoy.
After the birth of Renesmee, the Cullens gather other vampire clans in order to protect the child from a false allegation that puts the family in front of the Volturi.
Starring a bunch of people, including Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Peter Facinelli, Dakota Fanning, Kellan Lutz, Taylor Lautner, Maggie Grace, Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, Mackenzie Foy, Michael Sheen, Elizabeth Reaser, Jackson Rathbone, Jamie Campbell Bower, and Joe Anderson.
Bill Condon’s second film in the franchise, thus making him the only guy to have directed more than one movie in the series, arrives for its final time November 16, 2012.