In Case You Care, Here are the 2010 Emmy Awards Winners

So, apparently the 2010 Emmy Awards were held last night. I failed to notice, having been too busy watching really, really bad preseason football between the Pittsburgh Steelers and Denver Broncos. (By the way, didn’t Dennis Dixon used to be a quarterback? The guy throws like my little sister.) In any case, the Primetime Emmys were held last night, and here are your list of winners and losers. Well, just the winners. Who cares about the losers? No one does, that’s who.

In short: wannna win an Emmy for your dramatic work, kids? Get a gig on cable TV. Or if you really, really want to win, make an epic mini-series. This year’s Best Mini-Series winner, “The Pacific” literally only had one other mini-series to compete with, something called “Return to Cranford”, whatever the hell that is.

Best Series, Drama
Mad Men

Best Series, Comedy
Modern Family

Best Actor, Drama
Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad

Best Actress, Drama
Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer

Best Actor, Comedy
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory

Best Actress, Comedy
Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie

Best Supporting Actor, Drama Series
Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad

Best Supporting Actress, Drama Series
Archie Panjabi, The Good Wife

Best Supporting Actor, Comedy Series
Eric Stonestreet, Modern Family

Best Supporting Actress, Comedy Series
Jane Lynch, Glee

Outstanding Variety, Music or Comedy Series
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Outstanding Reality Program
James Oliver’s Food Revolution

Outstanding Reality-Competition Program
Top Chef

Outstanding Host for a Reality or Reality-Competition Program
Jeff Probst, Survivor

Guest Actress in a Drama Series
Ann Margaret, Law and Order: SUV

Guest Actor in a Drama Series
John Lithgow, Dexter

Guest Actress in a Comedy Series
Betty White, Saturday Night Live

Guest Actor in a Comedy Series
Neil Patrick Harris, Glee

Outstanding Made For Television Movie
Temple Grandin

Outstanding Miniseries
The Pacific

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Miniseries or A Movie
Claire Danes, Temple Grandin

Outstanding Lead Actor in a Miniseries or A Movie
Al Pacino, You Don’t Know Jack