Italian Ass Freak Tinto Brass Making a 3D Porn Film

Italian auteur Tinto Brass likes women and asses, so you usually see a lot of those two things in his movies. The director of the infamous “Caligula” has announced that he plans to one-up James Cameron — forget blue-skinned alien smurfs, Tinto Brass wants to make a 3D porn movie that will put “Avatar” to shame. Okay, so he doesn’t even mention “Avatar”, but you gotta figure that’s where ol Tinto got the inspiration from. (Besides his usual need to show women’s asses in films, I mean.) So what’s this sure-to-be revolutionary film going to be about? According to the Guardian, Brass says his 3D porn film will “revisit an abandoned project about a Roman emperor that was ruined by Americans, and go from there”.

Production on the film is expected to start in May or June of this year.

So will this mean more 3D content from the adult film industry? One can only hope. One advice, though, guys: make those 3D glasses easy to clean, alright?

Bow chicka wow wow in 3D. Am I right, ladies?