As the saying goes, “With friends like these…”
Then again, with friends like these, you can become famous and make lots of money and get lots of tail for not having a whole lot of talent. Or any talent whatsoever. That is, unless you consider getting smacked in the face with a giant hand while you’re strolling through the office to be talent. I suppose you could. I mean, he did take the slap pretty well, after all. Kinda like he knew it was coming or something.
Needless to say, don’t try this at home, kids. Or do try it at home. Go ahead, kill yourself, what do I care. I ain’t payin’ for your funeral.
The jackassery commences October 15, 2010. In 3D!!!!