James Mudge’s Best and Most Disappointing Films of 2012

Written by Nix December 26, 2012 Posted In » China Heavyweight (2012) Movie, Citadel (2012) Movie, Excision (2012) Movie, Featured Movie Articles, Helter Skelter (2012) Movie, Killer Joe (2011) Movie, Kotoko (2011) Movie, Maniac (2012) Movie, Prometheus (2012) Movie, REC 3: Genesis (2012) Movie, Sightseers (2012) Movie, Skyfall (2012) Movie, Ted (2012) Movie, The Cabin in the Woods (2011) Movie, The Hobbit Part 1: An Unexpected Journey (2012) Movie, The Master (2012) Movie, The Raid: Redemption (2011) Movie

Iko Uwais in The Raid (2011) Movie Image

The Raid
Easily the best action film of 2012 (and quite possibly the best of the last decade), “The Raid” is an absolute shot of adrenaline from start to finish. Welsh born director Gareth Evans and Indonesian martial arts star and choreographer Iko Uwais follow up their excellent 2009 cult hit “Merantau” by notching up the stunts and violence in almost every way possible. Relentlessly intense and inventive in ways of dispatching its hordes of enemies, the film combines “Assault on Precinct 13” era John Carpenter, breathtakingly choreographed and brutal martial arts with old school John Woo gunplay in a way which very few others have even come close to attaining.


Joaquin Phoenix and Philip Seymour Hoffman in The Master (2012) Movie Image

The Master
Although Paul Thomas Anderson films don’t come around too often, they’re always worth waiting for, and “The Master” is certainly no exception. It’s a film which impresses on pretty much every level possible, from its multi-layered tackling of its intriguing (and potentially scientology baiting) subject matter and challenging/occasionally obtuse philosophising through to its beautifully crafted and cinematic visuals. Feeling like an old fashioned Hollywood biopic in the very best way, it’s ultimately hard not to see it as belonging to its headline stars, with both Philip Seymour Hoffman and Joaquin Phoenix turning in captivating, career best performances that truly electrify the screen throughout.


Michael Fassbender in Prometheus (2012) Movie Image

Prometheus
Ridley Scott’s long promised return to “Alien” territory finally arrived in “Prometheus”, a film which seriously divided both critics and fans. Although it’s not hard to see why, the film choosing to play (at times clumsily) with big themes and ideas rather than xenomorph action, there was something undeniably refreshing and exhilarating about seeing such an ambitious and intellectually/philosophically charged piece of big budget Hollywood science fiction. Far more appealing than the kind of straight retread which might have been expected, when it finds its wings, the visually stunning space epic is the kind of darkly thoughtful material which it’d be great to see more of in the genre, and which Scott will hopefully offer more of in the (fingers crossed) coming sequels.


Dreams for Sale (2012) Movie Image

Dreams for Sale
Directed by Nishikawa Miwa, “Dreams for Sale” is a hard-hitting and highly original drama, charting the odd scheme by a husband and wife who decide to try and make the money needed to fix their burned down restaurant by marrying him off to desperately lonely women and ripping them off. Equal parts dark humour and emotional bleakness, the film never plays out even remotely as expected, with some of the best written and developed characters of the year, not to mention cerebral and insightful takes on modern gender roles and politics. Nishikawa keeps things firmly grounded and painfully believable throughout, and though increasingly tense and eventful, the film retains a raw, quietly confrontational humanism through to its harrowing conclusion.


For Love's Sake (2012) Movie Image

For Love’s Sake
Every year should have at least one oddball outing from ultra-prolific Japanese cult helmer Miike Takashi, and “For Love’s Sake” again sees the whacky genius defying expectations with a pure love themed musical. Based on a popular 1970s manga, the film takes the familiar story of a rich high school girl falling for a tough rebel, and breathes kinetic life into it, infusing the film with wild energy, colourful style, catchy pop numbers and the occasional flash of gangland violence. Sweetly moving and filled with moments of creative and bizarre humour, it’s a unique and magical film which manages to mix strangeness and silliness with genuine heart and emotion. There really hasn’t been anything like this on cinema screens for quite some time, and Miike again shows that he’s more than capable of working in any form or genre and of making it unmistakably his own.


Martin Freeman in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) Movie Image

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Though a big fan of Tolkien’s writings and the “Lord of the Rings” films, I must admit to having been a bit worried by advance reports of Peter Jackson’s return to Middle Earth being bloated and overstretched. Thankfully, fears proved unfounded, and the film served up nearly 3 hours of exactly what made the first trilogy so great, Jackson’s lighter and more humorous approach fitting the material perfectly. With classic scenes from the novel being brought to life in such loving and entertaining fashion, it’s honestly hard to find much here not to like.


Matthew McConaughey in Killer Joe (2011) Movie Image

Killer Joe
Another storming directorial comeback arrived with William Friedkin’s “Killer Joe”, a marvellously nasty and horribly amusing piece of perfectly judged evil pulp. Though Emile Hirsch, Gina Gershon, Thomas Haden Church and Juno Temple all impress, this is 100% Matthew McConaughey’s film, who dominates and seems to be loving every scene as the vicious and clearly mental psycho of the title, a role he utterly inhabits and was born to play. Violent and down and dirty in depressingly believable fashion, it’s easy to see why the film has been the subject of controversy, Friedkin gleefully pushing the boundaries of good taste with some excellently depraved scenes.

CONTINUE FOR THE DISAPPOINTMENTS OF 2012

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  • Lexavi80

    I can’t believe I found another person who found Skyfall to be disappointing.

    I guess we’re just you and I, buddy!

    • X_p

      skyfall was rank. id say its possibly the worst Bond movie ever! i went to see this with free passes and after, i had nothing but regret for using to watch that terrible movie.

      • Hassan Ahmed786

        I agree. I found myself waiting for the climax to kick in as well as seeing what awesome car and gadgets he uses, instead hes in a house in the middle of nowhere with a shotgun. Appalling movie

  • http://www.beyondhollywood.com/ Dedpool

    Man James, I just gotta disagree on Cabin in the Woods. I absolutely love that movie. It’s like Scream for the next generation, it plays on the cliches, but it then makes the cliches a part of the story and mythology. I had so much fun with this flick, it and Truck R Treat are a Halloween double feature from now on. I haven’t seen a lot of the films on this list but I agree on the ones I have like Hobbit and Prometheus, and Ted, though I didn’t hate it it it was predictable.

    • Lexavi80

      Completely agree about Cabin in the Woods. I enjoyed the hell out of it! Very original!

    • Juggernaut

      I also loved CITW. Trick R’ Treat and that are two new Halloween mainstays for sure.

    • Jonas

      I don´t know, Scream was a horror (slasher) movie, Cabin in the Woods it´s just a parody. In my opinion it´s closer to the Scary Movie franchise, than Scream.

      • http://www.beyondhollywood.com/ Dedpool

        No it wasn’t a parody, it was satirical but not a paradoy. If it was a parady the whole thing would’ve been making fun of everything, and what they did was take horror cliches and kind of give a reason behind them, but specifically for this story. It still had the real horror movie feel and though some of it was played for laughs (Merman!!) for the most part it was played seriously, it was the office stuff that was played for satire and that was because they were trying to make what they did mundane like any other government job,

        • Jonas

          Yes, Satire it´s probably a more appropriate word. I used parody mainly because that was the word, Alan Moore used to describe “Marvelman”.

          Kind of like those old Mad magazine parodies: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_of7mShM5N1g/SwbNq9yu7bI/AAAAAAAAAaU/z2WS75ieyhY/s1600/mad_sttmp_panel2.jpg

          • http://www.beyondhollywood.com/ Dedpool

            Yeah but again, it’s not done just for the sake of satire. Thats what made it a bit more than that. had they done the satire and left it at that I would agree, but since they made it part of the story and mythology, it raises it. At least for me.

  • BelmontHeir

    I like many of your choices and also found “Skyfall” and “Cabin in the Woods” to be on the disappointing side. However, I thought “Excision” was one of THE worst movies I’ve seen all year – in fact, probably one of the worst movies I’ve seen in my life(!) – so don’t be offended if I take some of these recommendations with a grain of salt. :P

  • Jonnydownes

    I don’t agree with Ted or Skyfall being disappointing! but hey you are entitled to your oppinions as I am mine. Neither of us can change box office figures or stop/encourage enevitable sequals/reboots! (sorry about spellings i am being retarded and lazy)

  • PeterGR

    Bullshit list !!!

  • Debo4735

    I agree PeterGR this is a BS list; Ted was awsome, and for someone who only saw a few minutes of the movie shouldn’t be commenting on it. My mom was busting with laughter watching this movie, and she has never seen Family Guy. Also Skyfall was awsome and you didn’t put TDKR on the good list that was my second faverite Batman movie ever. You did get The Raid correct, but I whould have gone with The Man from Nowhere; can you say “the best knife fight ever.”

    • Juggernaut

      While I don’t agree with some of the choices you can’t discredit the list. It is HIS list! Lol. Furthermore, he said that he had only seen a few minutes of ‘Family Guy’ not ‘Ted’. If you’re going to blast him the least you could do is pay attention to what he wrote.

      • http://www.beyondhollywood.com/ Dedpool

        Here Here!!!

      • Jonas

        Also, it´s disappointing films, not worst films.

  • justjoe

    To each his own. I loved Skyfall and Cabin in the Woods and quite enjoyed Ted for what it was.

  • rt2012

    CITW was worth watching once but not more than that. I did like Prometheus but not TDKR.

    My vote for worst movie would be Dark Shadows, although I didn’t expect much never seeing the original show.

    • Jonas

      The worst movie of the year was Oliver Stone´s Savages. No contest.

    • http://www.beyondhollywood.com/ Dedpool

      matter of opinion. Just like the list itself.

  • X_p

    ted success is a sign of a culture’s humor declining. seth is a hemorrhoid.
    also skyfall is the worst movie not just of this year but of this decade as well. no action, lame plot, bland directing, bland acting, Barden was terrible as a villain…i could go on for days on how bad that movie was.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=746875316 Jon ‘Jonny’ Preece

    taken 2. tdkr. dissapoint