Jason Statham Packs a Shotgun in First Parker Poster

Jason Statham in Parker (2013) Movie Poster

And he’s also apparently wearing co-star Jennifer Lopez’s skin as part of his suit jacket. Though I could be wrong on that last part.

Anyhoo. Check out the first poster for man of action Jason Statham’s latest action flick, “Parker”, in which he plays a guy name Parker. Who has a shotgun. And goes around shooting people in the face with said shotgun. I’m only guessing about that shooting people in the face with the shotgun part, of course, but I’m going to go out on a limb and say it’ll probably happen in the movie.

In the film, Statham will play Parker, “a professional thief who lives by a personal code of ethics: Don’t steal from people who can’t afford it and don’t hurt people who don’t deserve it. But on his latest heist, his crew double crosses him, steals his stash, and leaves him for dead. Determined to make sure they regret it, Parker tracks them to Palm Beach, playground of the rich and famous, where the crew is planning their biggest heist ever. Donning the disguise of a rich Texan, Parker takes on an unlikely partner, Leslie (Jennifer Lopez), a savvy insider, who’s short on cash, but big on looks, smarts and ambition. Together, they devise a plan to hijack the score, take everyone down and get away clean.”

Taylor Hackford directed “Parker”, which co-stars the aforementioned Lopez, Nick Nolte, Michael Chiklis, Wendell Pierce, Clifton Collins Jr., Sala Baker, and Daniel Bernhardt. Statham (will likely) shoot people in the face January 25, 2013.

Parker (2013) Movie Poster