John Rambo Finally Gets a Poster

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Via the fellas over at Obsessed with Film, a movie poster for Sylvester Stallone’s “John Rambo”, the latest installment in the never-say-die Rambo franchise, has arrived online. OWF doesn’t know if it’s the real thing or not, but hey, it looks real to me, so we’ll just go with that. (Check out the poster in thumbnail form to your left and a bigger version below.) In “John Rambo”, Rambo comes out of retirement to kill lots and lots of bad people. Well they’d have to be bad, wouldn’t they, since, if the trailers are any indication, Rambo is going to be opening a can of bloody whup-ass on them. I mean, damn, the dude decapitates people with his famous knife, literally blasts some baddies into thousands of bloody chunks with an M60 machine gun, and does all manner of brutality to them. God, I hope I never piss off John Rambo.

Here’s a long and very thorough plot synopsis written by these guys:

Vietnam veteran John Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) has survived many harrowing ordeals in his lifetime and has since withdrawn into a simple and secluded existence in Bangkok, where he spends his time salvaging old PT boats and tanks for scrap metal. Even though he is looking to avoid trouble, trouble has a way of finding him. A group of Christian human rights missionaries, led by Michael Burnett and Sarah Miller, approach Rambo with the desire to rent his boat to travel up the river to Burma. For over fifty years, Burma has been like a war zone. The Karen people of the region, who consist of peasants and farmers, have endured brutally oppressive rule from the murderous Burmese military and have been struggling for survival every single day. This is the time when medical assistance and general support from the Christian missionaries is needed most. After some consideration, and due to insistence from his mentor, former military man Ed Baumgartner, Rambo accepts the offer and takes Michael, Sarah, and the rest of the missionaries up the river. When the missionaries finally arrive at the Karen village, they are ambushed by the sadistic Major Pa Tee Tint and a slew of Burmese army men. A portion of the villagers and missionaries are tortured and viciously murdered, while Tint and his men hold the remainder captive. News soon reaches the minister in charge of the mission and with the help of Ed Baumgartner he employs Rambo to lead a rescue effort. With five young and highly diverse mercenaries at his disposal, Rambo has to travel back up the river and liberate the survivors from the clutches of Major Tint in what may be one of his deadliest missions ever.

The whup ass begins January 2008.

John Rambo Finally Gets a Poster

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