Kitamura to Chop Lindsay Lohan up into Little Pieces for Black Friday?

Remember when Lindsay Lohan was an actual, honest-to-goodness movie star? Yeah, that was a long time ago. Now Lindsay Lohan spends her time boozing with friends and losing movie gigs because of all that boozing with friends. But her luck may be changing, because according to Bloody-Disgusting, Lohan may have landed the female lead in the new slasher movie “Black Friday”, which is set to be directed by “Versus” guy Ryuhei Kitamura.

So what’s it all about?

The film is said to follow a couple that’s viciously assaulted. A brother and friends seek out the murderer and come face to face with the infamous serial killer known as Tyler Hillburg!

Of course, it’s all speculation and rumors and “sources say” type of stuff, and frankly, this wouldn’t be the first time Kitamura has been attached to a horror movie that didn’t pan out.

As for Lohan, she’ll next be seen in Robert Rodriguez’s “Machete”. The film has already wrapped, so there is zero chance she can be fired from it. At least, we don’t think there is.

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